Twas da nite befor Crimbo,
N all frew da house.
Not a kreetcher was stirrin
Not even a louse.
Da pawrents were tucked,
All cosy in bed.
While visions ovs turkeys,
Jigged round in dere heads.
Wen all ovs a sudden,
Mee heard a strange sound.
All whirrin n whizzin,
Way high off da ground.
Mee peeked out da window,
n wots did mee spy.
A mahoosive great spaceship,
Just floatin on by.
Mee looked much more closely,
And who did mee see.
A green furiendly alien
And sweet Sallie Marie.
Dey landed da ship
On Moms lawn wivs a skip.
Alien yelled out ‘ Hey Ronnii,
Do yoo fancy a trip?’
So off me did run,
To join Sallie n he.
Fur a nite full ovs fun,
Mee barkin wivs glee.
We rose in da air,
Wivs a whoosh n a whee.
When mee barks out loud
‘ Wee forgots poor Richie !’
So Sallie beemed Rich,
Rites up from hims bed.
Him looked most alarmed
Wivs his sleepy old head.
So offs we did go,
Fur our jaunt in da air.
Headin Norf all da time,
To da Santy Paws lair.
Wee flew over some mountains,
Den flew ova da sea.
Not a clue where wees going,
Had Richie n mee.
As wee flew frew da nite,
Flyin fast frew da snow.
A beeyootiful vision came into site,
Seems Alien knew just where to go.
He landed da craft,
As light as a fistle.
He opended da hatch
And let out a huge whistle.
Den all ovs a sudden
A sleigh dids appear.
All shiny n red,
Pulled by sweet likkle deers.
On top sat a jolly wee fellow,
He called us inside
With a jolly ho ho,
Then off wee flew fur a ride.
Da ride was ova way to fast,
We reached our destination.
It seemed to take no time at all,
Wen we got to Santys station.
Da man himself was standin there
To welcome us all in.
Wiv beaming smiles n snow white hair
He boomed ‘now lets begin’.
He tooked us to hims workshop,
We could stop n stare
At zillions of elves workin wivouts stop,
To build all santy’s wares.
Den Santy bent down next to mee
N whispered in mi ear.
To go choose a gift fur Richie,
Mee picked a snowy bear.
Rich now had to make a choice,
N he took his bloomin time.
His choice made me rejoice
A small n perfect gift to last my whole lifetime.
Small, snowy n made ovs glass
A snowglobe ov dear Santy Paws.
His choice was total class,
Snow fur me dat neva thaws.
Santy tooks us to his candy shed,
Candy canes stacked to da roof.
Aliens eyes popped outta his head,
Who knew he hads a sweet tooth.
Our visit was almost ova
Cos Santy had much to do.
The whole world he has to cover
To bring presents just fur yoo.
Before wee left dis wondrous place,
Mee gots all sad n teary.
Santy looked down at mi face
N said ‘ Ronnii please be cheery’.
Him knew at once what saddened mee
N him put it rite forthwith.
A tiny package fur Sallie Marie,
A truly PAWESOME gift.
A teeny silver bell him gave
From a red nosed deer.
When she givs da teeny bell a wave,
It will bring rite back here !
As a gift it was way outta site
And fur sweet Sallie Marie
Me finks it really mades her nite
But da hours how quick dey flee.
Da times had come fur us to leave
Alien flew us way up in da sky.
Wee didn’t feel da need to grieve,
But how loud wee barked goodbye.
Mi furst adventure now was done
As home wee flew racin dawn
Wee knew dat we wood beat da sun
So our pawrents neva knew we were gone.
Alien beemed us rite down to our beds
N wee snuggled down real tite.
On mi pillow mee rested mi sleepy head
N pretended mee'd been dere all nite.
Lovs
Ronnii
