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Tuesday, 14 December 2010

Our Christmas Story by Ronnii n Richie

 

 

Twas da nite befor Crimbo,

N all frew da house.

Not a kreetcher was stirrin

Not even a louse.

 

Da pawrents were tucked,

All cosy in bed.

While visions ovs turkeys,

Jigged round in dere heads.

 

Wen all ovs a sudden,

Mee heard a strange sound.

All whirrin n whizzin,

Way high off da ground.

 

Mee peeked out da window,

n wots did mee spy.

A mahoosive great spaceship,

Just floatin on by.

 

Mee looked much more closely,

And who did mee see.

A green furiendly alien

And sweet Sallie Marie.

 

Dey landed da ship

On Moms lawn wivs a skip.

Alien yelled out ‘ Hey Ronnii,

Do yoo fancy a trip?’

 

So off me did run,

To join Sallie n he.

Fur a nite full ovs fun,

Mee barkin wivs glee.

 

We rose in da air,

Wivs a whoosh n a whee.

When mee barks out loud

‘ Wee forgots poor Richie !’

 

So Sallie beemed Rich,

Rites up from hims bed.

Him looked most alarmed

Wivs his sleepy old head.

 

So offs we did go,

Fur our jaunt in da air.

Headin Norf all da time,

To da Santy Paws lair.

 

Wee flew over some mountains,

Den flew ova da sea.

Not a clue where wees going,

Had Richie n mee.

 

As wee flew frew da nite,

Flyin fast frew da snow.

A beeyootiful vision came into site,

Seems Alien knew just where to go.

 

He landed da craft,

As light as a fistle.

He opended da hatch

And let out a huge whistle.

 

Den all ovs a sudden

A sleigh dids appear.

All shiny n red,

Pulled by sweet likkle deers.

 

On top sat a jolly wee fellow,

He called us inside

With a jolly ho ho,

Then off wee flew fur a ride.

 

Da ride was ova way to fast,

We reached our destination.

It seemed to take no time at all,

Wen we got to Santys station.

 

Da man himself was standin there

To welcome us all in.

Wiv beaming smiles n snow white hair

He boomed ‘now lets begin’.

 

He tooked us to hims workshop,

We could stop n stare

At zillions of elves workin wivouts stop,

To build all santy’s wares.

 

Den Santy bent down next to mee

N whispered in mi ear.

To go choose a gift fur Richie,

Mee picked a snowy bear.

 

Rich now had to make a choice,

N he took his bloomin time.

His choice made me rejoice

A small n perfect gift to last my whole lifetime.

 

Small, snowy n made ovs glass

A snowglobe ov dear Santy Paws.

His choice was total class,

Snow fur me dat neva thaws.

 

Santy tooks us to his candy shed,

Candy canes stacked to da roof.

Aliens eyes popped outta his head,

Who knew he hads a sweet tooth.

 

Our visit was almost ova

Cos Santy had much to do.

The whole world he has to cover

To bring presents just fur yoo.

 

Before wee left dis wondrous place,

Mee gots all sad n teary.

Santy looked down at mi face

N said ‘ Ronnii please be cheery’.

 

Him knew at once what saddened mee

N him put it rite forthwith.

A tiny package fur Sallie Marie,

A truly PAWESOME gift.

 

A teeny silver bell him gave

From a red nosed deer.

When she givs da teeny bell a wave,

It will bring rite back here !

 

As a gift it was way outta site

And fur sweet Sallie Marie

Me finks it really mades her nite

But da hours how quick dey flee.

 

Da times had come fur us to leave

Alien flew us way up in da sky.

Wee didn’t feel da need to grieve,

But how loud wee barked goodbye.

 

Mi furst adventure now was done

As home wee flew racin dawn

Wee knew dat we wood beat da sun

So our pawrents neva knew we were gone.

 

Alien beemed us rite down to our beds

N wee snuggled down real tite.

On mi pillow mee rested mi sleepy head

N pretended mee'd been dere all nite.

 

Lovs

Ronnii

 

 

 

 

 

12 comments:

♥ Sallie said...

I loved my gift! And it was so fun flying around with you. Yay!

Awesome!

Um, do you know how to get pieces of candy cane out of green fur? Tee hee!

Hugs,

Alien said...

What can I say? I have an addiction. They don't make candy like this back on Hicbar.

Yours,

mayziegal said...

Oh, I'm barking out big applauses for you, Ronnii! I LUVED your story! It made me wiggle and wag and I could just practically SEE everything that was happening. I'm very much glad Sallie finally gots her pressie from Santa!

Wiggles & Wags,
mayzie

Frankie Furter said...

Bravo BRAVOOOOOO BRAVOOO AuthorS
AuthorS AuthorS..
BEAUTIFULLY DONE my furends.
You are Co-Authors.

Excellent Adventure and so wonderfully written!!!!
WHISTLE TOOOOOOOWEEEET TOOOWEEEEEEEEET
Bravo Author(S) ENCORE ENCORE

E N C O R E !!!!!! Take a bow... WOW!

Maggie Mae said...

Ronnii,

What a wunderful and amazing story and adventure! OoH Yes I am doin' da boxer wiggle butt happy dance cuz it was so good!

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

Mr. Pip said...

Wow, Ronnii this is the best Crimbo story ever! What an adventure - I am only sorry I wasn't there to join in the fun. I love snow globes, too! I like them more than real snow, but don't tell anyone!

Love, Pip

houndstooth said...

Oh, great story! I think that was a fantastic adventure!

Bunny

Roo said...

:D What a great story! FUN! Excellently told and with many warm fuzzies :)

Waggin at ya,
Roo

Wyatt said...

Wow! What a night to remember :)

Wyatt and Stanzie

Minna Krebs said...

Ronnii and Richie..........

I just LOVED your Crimbo Poem and adventures with Sallie and Alien!! It was WONDERFULS

MinnaK

Sarge said...

Hey Ronnii!
This was amazing! Really super fun to read and what a great adventure! Thanks so much for sharing this great story and happy holidays.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge

K-9 Katastrophe said...

Great story!!