Well mee went fur mi check up today n da vet man wos most pleased wivs mee. Mee does not havs to hav any inhalors just gots to stay on da tablets fur eva and ifs mee gets a bad bout ovs da coffs mee has to havs da nasty coff mixture butt dat still all good.
Mee is now lookin forwards to struttin mi stuffs at da PAWm wivs mi sooper sexi date.
Wee may havs a speshul announcements to makes soon so watch dis space, mee can say no more jus yet!
Lovs
Ronnii
da most nommy lishus supper eva in da entire Yooniverse.
Mee just hads to share dis wivs yoo.
Lov
Ronnii
Now dat mee has yor complete attention mee will continue……BOL
Dis is a Wally Melon,
dis is also a Wally Melon
and dis is a Wally Melon as well.
If yoo open dem dey looks like dis
an dis.
Sometimes Hoo-Mans makes dem looks pretty likes dis
Or odd likes dis.
Butts dis little guy has da rite idea.
Da bestest fing to do wivs a Wally Melon is to noms on it.
So far mee has only gots Wally melon eatin photys from two dogs, so all ovs yoo gets yor Momsters to go buy some Wally Melon n gets dem to takes lots ovs photys to send to us here
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WALLY MELON ROCKS !!!!
FANK YOO !
Lov
Ronnii
furiend posted somefing on Facebook today and it mades Da Momster go all blubby butts mee wants to share it anyway.
It’s called
The Old Ones
One by one they pass my cage, Too old, too worn, too broken, no way. Way past his prime he can't run and play, Then they shake their heads slowly and go on their way. A little old man, arthritic and sore, It seems I am not wanted anymore. I... once had a home, I once had a bed, A place that was warm, and where I was fed. Now my muzzle is grey, and my eyes slowly fail, Who wants a dog so old and so frail? My family decided I didn't belong, I got in their way, my attitude was wrong. Whatever excuse they made in their head Can't justify how they left me for dead. Now I sit in this cage, where day after day, The younger dogs get adopted away. When I had almost come to the end of my rope, You saw my face and I finally had hope. You saw through the grey, and the legs bent with age, And felt I still had life beyond the cage. You took me home, gave me food and a bed, And shared your own pillow with my poor tired head. We snuggle and play, and you talk to me low, You love me so dearly and want me to know. I may have lived most of my life with another, But you outshine them with a love so much stronger. I promise to return all the love I can give, To You, my dear person, as long as I live. I may be with you for a week or for years, We will share many smiles, you will no doubt shed tears. And when the time comes that God deems I must leave, I know you will cry and your heart will grieve. And when I arrive at the Bridge, all brand new, My thoughts and my heart will still be with you. And I will brag to all who will hear, Of the person who made my last days so dear. -Author Unknown.
Da Momster said dat was mi bruvver Richie to a T and she fort da poem was so sad n so beeyootifuls at da same time.
Fank Yoo Aunty Holls fur postin it. Us oldies havs so much to offer butts most don’t see dat dem just see’s da cutsey playful pups .
Lov
Ronnii
Stooopid blogger will nots let mee access anyfing cos it is bein ornery ! Mee has managed to read yor lovely comments butts not to publish dem so mee is givin up for now n goin back to sleep.
TTFN
Lovs
Ronnii
What is goin on wivs Da Momster butts looks what she has done to mee now
Hehehehe her just had to hunt in da garden fur dem clips cos mee dids shake em all out , her really ought to learn from dis butt mee don’ts fink her will.
Wants to see somefing really speshul ?
Dis is da uber kewl Birfday cake mades fur dogs dat Da Momster is gonna gets fur mee n Richie to havs at our pawty later dis month.
Mee is gettin sooooo excita-ma-gated bouts dis an even more cited now mee is sharin mi birfday wivs mi big bruvver. Him may be a pain butt him is mi pain n mee does lovs him, he is a most kewl bruvver eva !!!!
Lovs
Ronnii
Today because bruvver Richie did wants his brekkie. His tummy was bad yesterday an him didn’t want any nommables at all yesterday butt dis morning him gots up ( after we was already up ) came down n him barged mee away from MI BOWL n him started to eat . So Moms got him his own brekkie wivs chicken in it so it was more gentle for hims tum tum. He did eats it all up so wee is all so much happier about fings today, Da Popster finks cos Richie be gettin older his tummy just has days where it is goin to be objekshunable evry now n den. So wee is havin anuvver quiet day today wiv lots of snugglin, cuddlin and group hugglin.Sounds perfect to mee is all mee can say .
Yoo knows Richie gots his new posh tag last week , well mine was just a pets at home tag so mee did hav a little sulk about it and Da Momster ordered mee a new one too.
It has DIAMONDS in it n Da Moms says it was a steal whatever dat means butts mee n Richie feel such posh paws now.
Now scuse mee fur rushin offs butt there is snuggles happenin wivs out mee.
Lovs
Ronnii
Ohh dey say revenge is sweet butts fur mee Richies revenge for mee tootin on him was wet & warm ! Him did pee on my nose dis mornin…………. Gross n Yucky butts mee has to say not totally hims fault , Mee was tryin to sniffs him as he did a mahoosive pee.
Mee finks wee be even now tho….Bol.
Da Momster got her zappin rays yesterday so her be sleepy today butt nee is very pleesed to report dat her is still feelin pawsitive fanks to all ovs yoo out dere in blogville. Da supports wee is gettin means da worlds to Momster, Richie n mee.
Richie is brighter as well mee finks him knows wen da Moms is feelin low n it makes hims sad fur her. Him is an uber soppy lad butts mee does likes dat bouts him, he can reads Da moms moods very well dis be handy cos mee is not to goods at it miself..
Today it bee sunny outs butt dere bee a very cold horrid wind blowin so it feels very very very very very cold outs. Glad wee is stayin in is all mee can say. Mee off to snuggle down now n havs a snooze
Hope yoo is all havin a good day today.
Lovs
Ronnii
has da happis now him is official, wee always was a family but havin it all proper, signed n sealed makes us all much happier. Tho mee has to say Da Momster has been most leaky da last couple ovs days, mee just don’t gets it to bee onest. Her be soooooo happi dat Richie bee hers now & dats all our sooper di dooper blogville furiends is helpin raise funds fur da vetman buts her keeps on leakin. Mee wishes mee undastoods it all. Maybe one day wen mee is not so sleepy mee will gets it all…….BOL.
Da Moms n mee wents out today wee did leave Bruvver ats home cos him still not all better yet n Moms wants him to takes it slowly. Wee dids go n see mi furiends Brandy, Baxter, Dood n dems Moms at da shop as usual mee did pee all ova da place butt lucky fur mee dem Moms do understands. Butt can yoo believe what mee did hear down dere . Dey did havs a collectin tin fur a charity n some nasty person did steal it ……………. Dat just bee sooooo mean n horrid. Da Crissy n Lin-Lin was most sads about it butt mee did mi bestest to cheers dem up.
Now More abouts da bestest big bruvver in da whole wide world, him is eatin more now n poopin better, his tooty butt smells havs gone ( PHEW ! ) much to da moms relief. Him still havin lots of meds butt him on da rite track now, wee is both havin da sensitive tum tum noms n da moms is keepin us on it to be on da safe side. Butts all in all him doin great.
So dere is mi news fur 2days butts befor mee goes me has to say dis
an dis
Fur everyfing n wee does lovs yoo all
Wiv Lovs, Licks, Kissys ‘n’ Waggs
Ronnii
gettin excitamagated about da fort ovs havin mi very own birfday pawty. Richie says he will doo ovs da organisin butt mee has to fink what sort ovs theme mee wants. Him fort maybe a fiesta or a limbo pawty , Frankie suggested maybe a flower garden pawty cos ov it bein Spring and all butt Mee just don’t know. Da Momster tolds Popster last nites dat mi in da fur pawty is gonna be a barby-q which sounds funny to mee butt mee is sure it will funs. It has struck mee dat we don’t knows when Richies Birfday is so wee needs to give him a special day too, we both has our gotcha days to celebrate butt since Da Momster calls us princess n prince wee should havs two days to celebrate like da Queen does don’t yoo fink ?
So if any ovs yoo can fink ovs a special date fur mi big bruvver to havs hims Birfday on mee would be most grateful. Mee did fink maybe July 13th so him can havs da same birfday as Patrick Stewart cos Da Popster would likes dat date too n den Richie can havs Star Trek pawtys ……. Please lets mee knows whats yoo all finks.
Lovs
Ronnii
Mee is a girl who is older in years butts young in outlook, lookin fur a boy to lovs. Him must havs a good sense ovs fun, pawesome dress sense plus own teefies n fur. Him must also not minds shouty older bruvvers who fink dey knows evryfing.
Please apply via PeeMail to Da Momster or
Lovs
Ronnii
Mi beautiful furiend Pips kitteh Brother Sweet Pea is not feelin too goods rite now n Pip n his Moms is most worried. So please can wee all puts our paws togevver n sends Sweet Pea da best healin vibes wee can. Da Pipster & his family is veri, veri speshul & dear to us so our hearts do ache when dey is sads. Now mee luvs Aunty Wilma's Obi-Kat-Kenobi n him is most handsome butts even mee has to say dis bruvver of Da Pipster is a real cutey pie
Mee has not seen a kitteh wivs a carrot before butts how cute is dat ?
Wee is all finkin ovs yoo Sweet Pea n mee hopes yoo likes da song it be one ovs Da Momsters favourite songs in da world.
Lovs
Ronnii
A huge Birfday Barkout fur da Beeyootious Blueberry, may yoo havs a wonderous day today my furiend
Wivs Birfday huggles
Ronnii n Richie
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Mee hads wen da Dog-tor was examin mee dis mornin
SHOCK, HORROR n INDIGNANT is how bestest to deescribes it. Him dids prod, pokes, squidge, squeeze n gen’rally rummage about mi nether regions. Butts likes da lady mee is mee dids not makes any fuss bouts it at all. Da Momster was proud ovs mee her did say so , which wents a ikkle way to makin mee feels better.
Mee has to havs a ikkle hoperation in da mornin on mee girly bits as dere be somefing showin itself dat should nots be dere so da Dog-tor is goin to whip it out/off. Mee is goin to havs my toofy pegs cleaned as well so mee will be dazzlin yoo all wivs my gleamin smile afterwards.
Now mee has just been by my Sweet, Handsome Pips bloggy n him has a dodgy upset tummy due to hims havin bandonments issues n his Mama havin to go away last weekend. Now dis not hims Mama fault sometimes our tum tums havs a mind ovs dem own but please go by n cheer my sweet furiend up.
Anyway mee needs to go stock ups on da nommables cos mee not alloweds to eat after a certain time tonite.
Luvs
Ronnii
xxxxxx
Mee wishes mee could say dat yesterdays photys were ovs new snow butts sadly not, we has not hads any fresh new luvverly snow butts mee is livin in hopes ov more soon.
Silly Moms has gots herself a snotty cold and mee n Bruvver be coughing too, Moms was going to take Rich to da DR Vet butts it seems to be lessening now fankfully butts he is havin anti cough medikayshuns which hims seems to likes. Hims still showing interest in mi butt evvry now n den butts mee just givs him da old grrrrrrrrr and he leaves it well alone , Fank Sirius fur dat it was gettin way boring mee can tell yoo.
Mee n hims has gots more Crimbo cards den Moms n Poppi ……. BOL butts dats okays wivs dem cos dey just be happi fur us. We did gets one today wivs a very Regal Remington on it and Moms putted it on da wall wivs Zonas & Oskars n da one wiv Gawjuss Ginger Jasper on it, him be a handsome cat mee must say.
Fank Yoo so much fur da cards dey be makin our furst family Crimbo such a speshul one.
Lovs
Ronnii
Da oooh at da end is Moms slippin in da white wet slippy stuffs .. .. .. .. Bol !
Lovs
Ronnii
Well 2 day is Turkey Day n mee is pawtiseepatin in Fwankies Fun n Fwolics, Mee is sposed too rite babout wot I wanna getz Moms n Poppi fur Crimbo but 1st let mee say
Happi Turkey Day to all mi fwends in bloggydom Yoo Ess Ay ! !
Rite on mee goze wivs mi Crimbo shoppin.
Fur mee Poppi mee finks himz would likes 1 ov dese
itz a lightblade umbrelly n iz kinda goofy star warz lighty sword stylee n himz would adores it me jus knows it also mee woulds getz him a Carabiner Mug cos him do lov dem carabiner fings n da mugs dem look most kewl.
Mee would getz him da Loo Laffs Loo Roll koz he wood havs a chuckle when goin potty witch mee finks dem hoo-mans needs kos dey takes fur ever unlikes us smart K9s.
Next wood be da 10 Movement Puzzle Box koz hims likes boxes speshully 1s like dis
An last butt not least Mee woods getz him dis so he knows jus how smarts mee n Richie is
Now fur Moms
Furst fing mee would getz fur Moms wood be a sound asleep pillow
Poor Moms has to try and sleep wivs Richie snoring away likes a steam train full ovs warthogs an Poppi snores too so dis would sure make goin to sleepies nicer fur her.
Nest I would getz her some microwave slippers, her always havs cold tootsies so dese would be sooper dee dooper fur her, plus dey be pink an fluffy an wi all know dats a good fing.
Hmmmm wot next . . . . . . Dis mee finks
As her not gotz much fur on her head still dat getz really, really cold rite now so dis wood do two fings . .
1 it wood keep her head warm
2. It would makes her finks she had fur on head
Fur problem solved wivs one hat, me iz good at dis mee finks
Den me would getz her Take Thats New album Progress
Moms haz liked dem since dey looked like dis
No tho dey lookz like dis
a big improovment mee finks cos dey learned how to dress demselves now. . . . . BOL !
I wood also getz her a ticket to Hooston so her couldz go see her best furiend in da whole world cos she misses her lots an she be desperate to see her again.
and last fing mee would gets her iz a big, hooj, mahoosive cuddle from her son ( hims lives wivs Moms folks since Moms gots sick )
, mee knows she misses hims so much and hers wood lovs to getz dat.
Dats wots mee would getz the Pawrents fur Crimbo
Lovs
Ronnii
