Well it has been a day mee must say and as mee doin dis from Da Queenies office mee has to bee very fast or her may get peevish wivs mee. ( Mee finks her is a bits miffed Will invited mee butts not any ovs her Corgis ). Mi limo gots mee to Da Abbey in da nick ovs time, mee just managed to scoot in ahead ovs Will’s n Harry fankfully.
Mee don’t fink him noticed mee scurry in befor him.
Ohh Da Abbey looked most pretty it hat trees n fings in it so mee was reelly happy abouts dat just in case mee needed a tiddle……….bol.
Will’s lady did look ravver nice fur a hoo-man her dress was pretty, classy was da word mee heard da most or was it classic whatever it was she looked good.
Da service was okays too dem sung some nice singy songs n mee barked along butts mee did gets a few glares from some official big wigs an da man in da pointy gold hat. Dem obviously don’t appreeseeate good old fashioned howlin strange peeps.
Da Royal peeps went in dere horsey pulled carriages butts mee jumped in mi limo an gots dere well before dem all.
Wee all settled down for a likkle drink n some cucumber sarnies whilst Kate rested her footsies as her weddin shoes were pinchin her toes. Wee hads a likkle chat n mee told her that mee fort fings went verry well n her dids agree.
All too soon it was time for everyone to go out on da balcony to wave at all da peeps who had come to see da Bride n Groom.
Only trouble was da balcony was too high fur anyone to see likkle mee properly butts if yoo look close yoo can just abouts spot mee. Da sweet likkle girl mee was wiv didn’t like all ovs da noise an her kept puttin her hands ova her ears it was way sweet. Dids any ovs yoo notice Kate bend down just before dem went inside again ?
Can yoo guess why her did dat ? Her did bend down to stroke mee and to fank mee fur coming n fur not piddlin up da trees in da Abbey ! How nice ov her was dat ? Mee finks she will makes an okay Queen wen da time comes.
Wee all gots given a small gift butt yoo cannots imagine mi shocks wen mee looked at wots it was !
Can yoo believe dat ?
Even Da Royals are afta our Mango Man. Mee will bee havin stern words wivs dem afta da pawty tonites.
Mee has to go now cos dere bee a Corgi who wants to hav a Waltz wiv mee butt him not a patch on mi sweet Pip.
See yoo all soon, hopefully mee won’t bee to hungover butts Champers does givs mee a headache. Mee may havs a secret to share too den.
Bye fur now
Ronnii Da Royal Rebel