Well mee did gets an invitation in da posty
Mee was most excitamagated bouts dis mahoosive event n mee hads da perfeck outfit. Mi wondyful Pip did send mee da bestest Birfday pressie butt cos it was so verry hot on mi Birfday mee could not wear it so mee saved it fur today
Isn’t it da most beeyooteeous dress eva ? Da Momster sayd mee will makes da bride look second best …. BOL!
Rite now where is mi transport to gets mee to da Abbey ? Ah it is waitin outside already mee best bee on mi way now.
Will reports more later mee has to go watch dis weddin, lets hope dem has some good nommables !