Well 2 day is Turkey Day n mee is pawtiseepatin in Fwankies Fun n Fwolics, Mee is sposed too rite babout wot I wanna getz Moms n Poppi fur Crimbo but 1st let mee say
Happi Turkey Day to all mi fwends in bloggydom Yoo Ess Ay ! !
Rite on mee goze wivs mi Crimbo shoppin.
Fur mee Poppi mee finks himz would likes 1 ov dese
itz a lightblade umbrelly n iz kinda goofy star warz lighty sword stylee n himz would adores it me jus knows it also mee woulds getz him a Carabiner Mug cos him do lov dem carabiner fings n da mugs dem look most kewl.
Mee would getz him da Loo Laffs Loo Roll koz he wood havs a chuckle when goin potty witch mee finks dem hoo-mans needs kos dey takes fur ever unlikes us smart K9s.
Next wood be da 10 Movement Puzzle Box koz hims likes boxes speshully 1s like dis
An last butt not least Mee woods getz him dis so he knows jus how smarts mee n Richie is
Now fur Moms
Furst fing mee would getz fur Moms wood be a sound asleep pillow
Poor Moms has to try and sleep wivs Richie snoring away likes a steam train full ovs warthogs an Poppi snores too so dis would sure make goin to sleepies nicer fur her.
Nest I would getz her some microwave slippers, her always havs cold tootsies so dese would be sooper dee dooper fur her, plus dey be pink an fluffy an wi all know dats a good fing.
Hmmmm wot next . . . . . . Dis mee finks
As her not gotz much fur on her head still dat getz really, really cold rite now so dis wood do two fings . .
1 it wood keep her head warm
2. It would makes her finks she had fur on head
Fur problem solved wivs one hat, me iz good at dis mee finks
Den me would getz her Take Thats New album Progress
Moms haz liked dem since dey looked like dis
No tho dey lookz like dis
a big improovment mee finks cos dey learned how to dress demselves now. . . . . BOL !
I wood also getz her a ticket to Hooston so her couldz go see her best furiend in da whole world cos she misses her lots an she be desperate to see her again.
and last fing mee would gets her iz a big, hooj, mahoosive cuddle from her son ( hims lives wivs Moms folks since Moms gots sick )
, mee knows she misses hims so much and hers wood lovs to getz dat.
Dats wots mee would getz the Pawrents fur Crimbo