Mi deerest man Pip is tryin to sell hims house n fur some reason yoo hoo-mans is not buyin it ! Mee just does not understand it cos it is da sweetest home n it is in da most excellent ovs conditshuns.
SO hoo-mans pull yor digits out gets ova to mi Pips house n give hims loverly Momma 87 gazillion green papers cos ifs yoo don’t mee will set DA NEKKID MOLE RAT PIPSQEEK on yoo all bwah ha ha ha ha !
Ronnii ( keeper ovs Da Nekkid Mole Rat Pipsqeek )
PeeS. Pleese excuse mi lack ovs commentin butt mee is being kept most busy wivs da kangaroo baby. Mee is most sorry butts it is all mee can manage to read all yor sooper postys.