tellin tails on mee, it all be lies well okays maybe nots all ovs it , mee did chuck mi gown out da window cos it hads green paint on it ( mee has no idea where from tho ) and mee did sleep all nekkid butts mee most certainly did nots roll around on his bed nekkid, Mee did lay down all lady like n wents to sleep
Mee bee da pikture of innosense and lady like ness.
Mee must say mi paws do ache nd are sore butt mee finks mee dids dance a lot last nite, butts mee not to sure wot went down to be onest wivs yoo cos mee can’t really remember. Too much pawtinis mee finks perhaps, Knowin mee as mee does then mee was most likely very polite to everyone and was on mi best behaviour as always..BOL
Rite mee is off to pawty hearty now , see yoo all dere