Da Momsters Boxing Day Swim fur Cinque Ports Rescue

Saturday, 22 January 2011

Who Mee ?

Mee has been accused heinously of being a strumpet, mee does deny this evil slander. Its not mi fault How can mee deny da primal urges dat has kept us doglets where we are …………. tops ovs da hoo-mans beloved companion lists. Its would bee wrong ovs mee to deny my natural instincts and desires mee is a doglet after all.  Da Popster has said mee is courtin Richie rather than solicitin which is wots him did infer by callin mee a strumpet.

So please be aware mee is not a strumpet, a hussy, a trollop or any ova derogatory term mee is a lady doglet in heat plain n simple nd it is not mi fault





Frankie Furter said...

I totally agree with your popster. You are most certainly NOT a strumpet or trollop or even a tart. You are a sweet lady who is IN TOUCH WITH HER FEMENINE SIDE. Richie needs to be more sensitive. I'm just sayin.

Mr. Pip said...

I will ALWAYS defend your honor Sweet Ronnii. I know you are not any of those mean things. You are and always will be a lady.

Love, Pip

Wyatt said...

You are not a hussy. You should see my sister, now there's a hussy!!


road-dog-tales said...

Ronnii - A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do! Right?

The Road Dogs

houndstooth said...

I could never believe that a sweet, innocent girl like you was a strumpet! You know how those boys are -- always thinking with their...hormones!


Sarge said...

Hey Ronnii!
Wow, what bad things to say. You're just lucky that you still have all your parts to work with! I mean, I'm missing my best parts! Well, enjoy your primal urges...I'll just dream on!
Grr and a Slightly Frustrated Woof,
Sarge, COP

Maggie Mae said...


I would NEVER thinks dat 'bouts you!

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

Lorenza said...

Now I know the meaning of that word!
And of course you are not!
Take care
Kisses and hugs

Neeko said...

Oh Miss Ronnii ♥

You are definitely a Lady! A true Yorkette!
I’m totally on your side and got your back :o)

Neeko ♥
P.S. We all get the urge and is no laughing matter!

Anonymous said...

Oh, Ronnii! I never, ever thoughts you were a strumpet. I DID think you were a crumpet but then mom told me the difference and now I know you're not either one. You're just sweet little innocent Ronnii-girl!

Wiggles & Wags,