Mee hads wen da Dog-tor was examin mee dis mornin
SHOCK, HORROR n INDIGNANT is how bestest to deescribes it. Him dids prod, pokes, squidge, squeeze n gen’rally rummage about mi nether regions. Butts likes da lady mee is mee dids not makes any fuss bouts it at all. Da Momster was proud ovs mee her did say so , which wents a ikkle way to makin mee feels better.
Mee has to havs a ikkle hoperation in da mornin on mee girly bits as dere be somefing showin itself dat should nots be dere so da Dog-tor is goin to whip it out/off. Mee is goin to havs my toofy pegs cleaned as well so mee will be dazzlin yoo all wivs my gleamin smile afterwards.
Now mee has just been by my Sweet, Handsome Pips bloggy n him has a dodgy upset tummy due to hims havin bandonments issues n his Mama havin to go away last weekend. Now dis not hims Mama fault sometimes our tum tums havs a mind ovs dem own but please go by n cheer my sweet furiend up.
Anyway mee needs to go stock ups on da nommables cos mee not alloweds to eat after a certain time tonite.