Oh my Paws 'n Whiskers ! Dis Crimbo malarky is pawesome mee must say. Furst ovs all mee gots a lovely pretti dress from mi Secret Santa at TLDR
Next a parcel arrives from da most handsome Pip, mee will leaves Richie to tell yoo all what hims gots but mee gots day most pawesome fing eva jus looksy .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ..
Mee gots a puppy dogs ovs mi veri ownsome n hims come in a sweet likkle deesiner carry bags so mee can takes him wivs me evriwhere mee goes.
Its a most pawesome gift Pip mee lovs it n mi puppy is called Ikkle Pippy. Mee gonna takes much good care ovs hims n lovs hims lots.
Den can yoo beleeves Da Momster had hided anuvver parcel away from us from da marvilous JD & MAX. It was full ovs nommy good foodables which wee has been enjoying veri muchly. Fanks yoo both so much it was veri much kind ovs yoo.
Mee has been a most lucky likkle girl mi big bruvver gotted me a turkey stuffed bone n mi very furst collar ovs mi very own n it is pink wivs diamonds in it. Is he not da sweetest ovs bruvvers ?
Is it not da most prettiest collar yoo eva dids see ? Mi bone tastes most delishus too.
As fur da rest ovs our giftys from da most pawesome Santy paws we did gets cow ears, piggy ears, nu foodable bowls and bestest ovs all wee did gets a sooper di dooper delux, soft n comfy brand spankin nu bed.
Do scuse mi bruvvers big chavvie butt in da photy, is it not da snuggliest ovs beds ? Yoo cants see very well in dis photy cos Da Momsters flashy box fing didn't capture its most pawesome feature
It be PAW shaped ! ! ! !
Butts mee has to say dis all da giftys were most wonderous nd lovely butts fur me da bestest gift mee gots ov all was mi family. Not long ago mee was just me now mee has da most annoying, shouty, fuss-budget, worry-pants, sweet, lovin big bruvver, a soppy, cuddlesome wonderful Poppi and daft, a scatty n slightly strange Momster ! Da Crimbo be a time for familys and mee n Richie has been lucky enough to finds ourselves one where we fits in just perfect, wee is not conventional doglets and wee has founds our perfectly imperfect family and home
Wivs Lots Ovs Lovs