Mee has been a bad girl as mee iz sure yu all know by now. Big Bruvver Richie did blogs about mi likkle problem wivs da police cops and hee did keepz it secret from Moms. Him told mee it wood bee best ifs I told Moms bee 4 she found out herselfs. Mee reely wishes mee had not listened to himz now. Mee is not allowed outz unless it is fur walkies, mee not gettin treats for 87 hours n she sayd no telli-google box fur a whole week ! ! ! ! Kan yu beeleeve dat ? Mee finks dat bee a bitz harsh, Mee evven tryed da big sorri face
butts evven dat didnt change hers mind.
Mee s-pose that maybee mee should just deal wivs it kos it woz a naughty fing mee did.
Mee bee most glad mi bruvver iz so kewl to come n helpz mee when mee needs him, him did evven bring hims mergency treat monies wivs him to getz mee out ovs da cells. Wot a bruvver, him be mi hero now.
Dem cells iz most horrid , dere was no comfy couch to sits and snooze upon, no blankies to fuss wivs and all dey give mee to nom was a very hard bonio and a small bowl ovs water. It wozn’t likes mee woz goin to rob da bank of Yoo-Kay so not a master kriminal, all mee wanted woz some beer to celebrate wiv
Aniwayz Moms be sendin mee to bed now so mee better go now.